Ah shit, the old guy just didn't want to be a burden, so he ganked the old lady, himself and the autistic kid, not in that order, but everyone that needs takin care of, is gone, so now the family can be happy. The old fucker was fucked in the fuck1ng head.

Serves 'em right... those damn kids always nose-in' where dey ain't s'posta.


If you don't know well enough to keep away from a murder suicide... Darwin?

Or maybe the old guy really thought the kid was just dumb and it pissed him off?

Or maybe the old guy raped the lil kid and did all this just to cover his hideous secret?

Johannesburg - South Africa's biggest union, the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM), said on Tuesday its members at state power utility Eskom may strike as from next week over wage demands.

The NUM has the biggest number of workers represented by any union at Eskom with about 16 000 members. It said its members had agreed to take part in mass action across the country starting next Monday, culminating in a complete stayaway.

"There will be a complete shutdown of power across the country," the NUM's spokesperson, Lesiba Seshoka said.



I'm still wondering wtf there are 16 000 mine workers at Eskom.

ok, you win.

Woman found strangled
2009-08-13 10:46

Johannesburg - The body of a 27-year-old woman was found in a plastic bag underneath a bed in a shack in Mofolo North, Soweto police said on Thursday.

It appeared the woman was strangled, allegedly by her boyfriend, before her body was placed inside the plastic bag on Wednesday, said Inspector Kay Makhubele.

"The suspect, allegedly her boyfriend, called the woman's mother on Wednesday evening and told her to go pick up the body of her daughter from underneath a bed in that particular shack," he said.

When the woman's mother arrived with police at the shack, they found the body where the man said it would be, said Makhubele.

The woman's mother last saw her daughter when she left their Dobsonville home for a weekend visit with the man.

Police investigating

Police did not know the motive for the murder and were investigating.

The man, believed to be from outside the borders of South Africa, was being sought by police.

"We hope to arrest him soon as he's known to the girlfriend's family," said Makhubele.

- SAPA

The feelings of a highly placed official at Nissan SA were extremely hurt when a consultant called him a "typical f***ing Dutchman" and a "f***ing Vlok", and he wants his name cleared, the Pretoria High Court heard on Wednesday.

Johan Paul Kleynhans, a board member at Nissan SA, is claiming R200 000 in damages from Brian Read following a Sunday evening altercation outside the Woodhill Golf Estate clubhouse in October 2006. Both are residents of the luxury estate.

Read, in turn, is claiming R250 000 from Kleynhans, who he claimed called him a "k*****boetie" (too cosy with blacks) and a "soutie". Read said he did not mind being called a soutie, as he was actually proud of being one. He was, however, highly offended at being branded a "k*****boetie".

Acting Judge Lionel Sapire said that perhaps it was because he was from Joburg, but he did not understand the term "soutie". Read explained that it actually meant "salty penis".

"It means that your one foot is in England, the other in South Africa, and your private parts are hanging in the sea," he explained.

Read further said: "I am proud to be called a soutie, but take strong exception to being called a k*****boetie."

The claim by Kleynhans and counter-claim by Read were sparked by a bag someone forgot in the clubhouse, dubbed the Monkey Club.

Kleynhans said he was having a few drinks with friends after a round of golf. He was the last player to leave the club and paid the R2 000 bill, which included a R200 tip for the waiter, Maestro Morake. He claimed Morake brought him the bag in the parking lot and that Read was with the waiter.

He said Read insisted that the waiter should get a tip for bringing the bag to him, but Kleynhans told Read that he had already given him a R200 tip. Kleynhans said it was then that Read uttered the "hurtful words" to him. He also claimed that Read damaged the hinges of his car's back door by pulling it open.

"I literally shook … I thought he was going to assault me, and Maestro had to hold him back," Kleynhans said. He denied that he in turn called Read a "soutie" and a "k*****boetie".

Kleynhans said he was so shaken by what happened that it took him several days to calm down. "It certainly hurt my feelings. He called me a 'Dutchman' and I felt aggrieved."

Morake testified that Read, who had consumed three Jack Daniel's doubles that afternoon, became aggressive and told Kleynhans that he was going to "moer (hit) him".

Read did not dispute that he addressed those and other words at Kleynhans, but said it was in the heat of the moment.

He explained that he was having a few drinks with a prospective business partner. When the man left, he went back to pay his bill.

He was heading back to his golf cart parked outside, when Morake told him that someone had forgotten a bag in the clubhouse.

Read said that as it was Kleynhans's bag, he told Morake to take it to him, but said he should ask Kleynhans for a R2 "finder's" fee.

Kleynhans, he said, refused to pay the R2 and instead told him he was a "soutie" and a "k*****boetie".

Read also admitted calling Kleynhans a "f***ing c**t" at some stage, but added that he did not see this as an insult, as it was a "commonly used term in South Africa".

Judgment was reserved.



o This article was originally published on page 1 of The Star on August 19, 2009

Haha! That was pretty funny.
especially the bit at the end

Quote:

Read also admitted calling Kleynhans a "f***ing c**t" at some stage, but added that he did not see this as an insult, as it was a "commonly used term in South Africa".

I wonder, Would Bobbed be classed as a soutie?

Quote:

one foot is in England, the other in South Africa, and your private parts are hanging in the sea