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PostSubject: Maybe he should have gone to the pub instead?   Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:19 pm
God Was Looking Out for Gunther Link . . Poor Fella

The devout Catholic in Vienna, Austria, was trapped on a stuck elevator, got scared, started praying furiously. And he got free. So he reported immediately to the nearby Weinhaus Church to give copious thanks for his rescue . . by embracing a pillar at the church's altar . . whereupon an 860-lb. stone statue fell and crushed him.


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PostSubject: Re: Maybe he should have gone to the pub instead?   Today at 5:36 am
When I saw this title on the frontpage why oh why did I expect it to say 'to specsavers' at the end? AAArrggGGg tv!! :teach: Arrow
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