Rate the last film you watched.

Subject: Re: Rate the last film you watched. Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:09 pm

I saw 'the Happening' last night, and after hearing mixed reviews wasn't sure what to expect. But I agree with Stic. The apparent random suicide scenes were awesome and spine tinglingly creepy.
I like M night shyamalan films. The characterizations are always clever and interesting and this one was no exception ,The mad old hermit lady was a real jem!

Go see it 7/10

Subject: Re: Rate the last film you watched. Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:05 am

I watched Meerkat Manor lastnight, the movie thing on DVD, I laffed, I cried.

What can I say? It's been a boring week.

Subject: Re: Rate the last film you watched. Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:22 am

I watched The Bank Job on saturday night... thankfully, I had acquired this through an illegal, non-paid for source, as it was a pile of crap. I am a big fan of Jason Statham, at least, I was. His big breakthrough films (LS&2SB and Snatch) were part of a fantastic genre that I really enjoyed, and his almost cameoic (if that's even a word) role as "The Monk" in the 2001 remake of Mean Machine was fantastic, but this film just didn't do anything.

The plot was completely exaggerated (although I won't spoil it for anyone) and there were a number of seriously far fetched moments that even I, as a fan of farce, couldn't appreciate.

To be honest, it's 2 hours I'll never get back, 3/10

Joined : 25 Jul 2008 Posts : 2

I've seen Mamma Mia!! twice in the last week. This is a chick flick but it's fun for the guys too. I pity the poor people around us because we kinda...real loud.... sang along. I've also bought the soundtrack. 5 stars! I'm such a dork. Wink

Subject: Re: Rate the last film you watched. Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:55 pm

I'm going to watch the dark knight with Mr. Pig tonight.
I will let you glance your eyeballs upon my golden shower review when I have decided if the moving jay-peg was any good or just another spamfest of illogical impossible stunts and whatnots.

Meerkat Mannor can suck my balls, those little fucks don't know what they are doing. If some douche wasn't talking all the time it'd be as amusing as watching the morning weather report from Fuck-You land read by Mr. Eat Dead Kettles. I'm looking at you Mister Twister.

I did see Spiderman 3 on sunday because our Local paid for watching adverts broadcaster decided that RS of A is overpopulated and that we needed a few people to cut their vaginas off and bleed to death. What a cocksmoke! The chick has bad teeth and she keeps on moaning and crying like someone that needs a screwdriver in the EAR! Spiderman was supposed to be a cool dude like in the commics, but instead hes a fucking douche who probably can't clean the shit stains off his own underpants. Tobey McGuire WTF!? Who decided that!? When he turned into a emo goth kid I actually thought the movie was getting interesting trying to reward the people who hasn't yet killed their TVs with golf clubs with some awesome spiderman coolnes. Fuck was I wrong!

How can the dude from that 70's show star as a bad guy in ANY movie!? That's like getting the old guy from 3rd rock from the sun to fight Sylvester break your balls off with his eyes Stallone in Clithanger.

If MNet ever screens a piece of shit like that on a sunday evening again I'm fucking seriously reporting them to the Common wealth commision on charges of attempted genocide. Smart people can DIE from shit like this.

Do you know what happens when all the smart people die!? ZIM fucking BABWE is what happens, right in your piss!

Subject: Re: Rate the last film you watched. Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:45 am

Ok so yesterday me PIG and a whole entourage went to see the batty film.

It was crazy when I walked into the cinematic to take my seat because everywhere people stood up, starring at me whispering "OMFW I carent bereive it is Stic! LOL!!!!111eleven". I just walked and sat down and ignored them because fuck, this is my job and I have to focus. I can't let a couple hundred racists appartheid babies make me not give a honest review.

The film.

It's a lot like the first one except without the dirty first part where Mr. Gun-kata learns how to punch stuff up. The thing that makes this movie really really good is the Joker.

Probably the best villian EVER in the history of the universe of the universe. If evry crime boss was like him then the whole world would be a huge cockblast as everyone in excistance would be working for some bad guy because he was just so cool.

The only thing that upsets me is that the people from the movie thinks that I would believe that people can walk around with half a face. NO ONE can walk around with half a face, I tried it once and IT DOESN'T FUCKIN WORK!!!

8/10.

Not 10 because if you take out one actor the movie wouldn't be super duper.

Age : 19 Joined : 17 Apr 2008 Posts : 70 Location : Belgium

Pan's Labyrinth

Me and the Misses went out to rent a movie, this was about the only thing worthwile in the entire store, and they had an 18+ section.

It's quite a good movie, really. The Spanish made it a little more, how say, well I don't know, it just helped the movie 'cause I don't understand it. I expected (and actually also wanted) the movie to be more bizarre though. Boy do my reviews suck.

Subject: Re: Rate the last film you watched. Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:32 pm

Last night I watched the panic room with Jodie Foster, I know it's a few years old but it's the first time I've seen it. Anyway, not a bad movie, I just don't understand how anyone can put together a survial kit/secure place, and have food, water, first aid, etc, etc, and not include a shotgun. C'mon, everyone owns a shotgun, you know how many thriller movies could be ended in the first 10 minutes with a shotgun?
Everyone one here keeps a shotgun in their bedroom loaded with 00buck, right? Everyone?