stic is making shit up again, that thing is so soft and cuddly looking, I could just hug it and squeeze it and pet it and call it George.

Dassie's are actually the closest relatives to elephants.

How are dassies for eating? I bet they taste like chicken.

They taste like blood, because that's the only thing they eat!

Nothing tastes like blood.
I have got to come to SA and eat some of this shit for myself.

you should have some droe wors while you're here. I prefer it to biltong, but that's just personal preference.

I'll try damn near anything once.
I tried some tripe a few months ago.....complete shit. I would only eat it if I was in danger of starving to death.

WTF is tripe?

Is that intestines and shit?!

I want to eat a cooked whole sheeps brain, I've been craving that shit for months now, but no one serves it.

Fuck brains.....ah, I'd try it anyway.

The tripe is cow stomach, I doubt that the douch that made it knew what he was doing, he said he hardly chews it, just kind of gulps it down. I chewed it and tasted the bile, gut taste. Fuck that.
Then another guy in the lunch room that day was talking about making it, he said you have to boil it, drain it, boil it, drain it, boil it, drain it, boil it, drain it, etc to get it good and clean. Douche guy that made it had a look of confusion on his face. So, I'd even try tripe again made by someone else.

I thought tripe was pigs' hooves...

PIG's hooves are called pigs knuckles around here, or pickled pigs feet. Trip is guts. I think chitlins is PIGs intestines and stuff.

dassies are not to be confused with daisys btw.

Damnit, now I gotta google dassies.

The dassies have the cute.

Until the suck all your dry-heaving blood out with their fangs, motherfucker!