Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?::
no

Are you a good tipper?::
yes

Have you ever peed in public?::
who the fuck hasn't...like at least 15 times?

What would your last meal be before getting executed?::
fillet. Raw, but warm. It's very hard to achieve.

Beer, wine or hard liquor?::
hard liquour. I currently have 3 bottles of vodka next to my bed. Not cause I'm an alchi you see. But because I like to know where they are. One is french, one is russian and one is slovakian I think. Either way, they all cost over R125, which is a lot for vodka round here.

Do you have any special talents?::
yes

If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?::
Elizabeth Shue....when she was 11.

What is your favorite sport to watch?::
Paintball.

What is your favorite sport to watch?::
F1

Name one thing you worry about running out of::
time

What are your super powers?::
I can read people, and therefore easily manipulate them.

What's your most annoying habit?::
correcting people.

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?::
water, cheese, milk.

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?::
bird. Fish swim in their own shit.

If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go?::
Hmmmm....they both have so many questions to be answered...

What do you do when no one is watching?::
they're always watching....all the time!!!

Do you talk to yourself?::
I can hear my thought processes...but I don't have like conversations with myself. It was bad when I started thinking in another language that one time....

I can see you PIG.

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to the whore house?::

-Nooooo. I lick other things to get them to "work".

Are you a good tipper?::

-I'm a fair tipper. Ive worked as a waitress and a bartender, the life sucks, but if you're shitty at it, you don't deserve high tips. Except that guy that burst into tears while serving me. I tipped him.

Have you ever peed in public?::

-Yes. And thats all you get to know

What would your last meal be before getting executed?::

-My dad's barbecue.

Beer, wine or hard liquor?::

-Tequila when I can get it, scotch when I can't. Only wine I'm truly fond of is reisling, and beer is...well, its beer. I'm not picky.

Do you have any special talents?::

-Not...really.

If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?::

-Nathan Fillion

What is your favorite sport to watch?::

-Collegiate football. I bleed Scarlet and Gray


Name one thing you worry about running out of::

-Mustard. Okay, fine, time.


What are your super powers?::

-Devastating cynicism and dry wit.


What's your most annoying habit?::

-Leaving cups on the brown brown table.

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?::

-Concord grape juice, egg whites, pepperjack cheese.

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?::

-Truthfully, I'd rather be a T-rex.

If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go?::

-3 years back.

What do you do when no one is watching?::

-Truthfully, I'm fairly boring. No one watches the majority of the time, because I don't do things worth watching.

Do you talk to yourself?::

- I am my own best listener.

^^ 2 Filters in one post^^

And you thought nobody reads this stuff.

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to the whore house?::

-Who the fuck does that??

Are you a good tipper?::

-No. I'm a fair tipper.

Have you ever peed in public?::

-Yes.

What would your last meal be before getting executed?::

-A bottle of vodka and a lighter so I could burn the dry-heaving warden's face.

Beer, wine or hard liquor?::

-Yes please.

Do you have any special talents?::

-People say I'm good at physics, teaching and sex. Ans combinations thereof.

If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?::

-Katy after her becoming president

What is your favorite sport to watch?::

-Hockey

Name one thing you worry about running out of::

-feelings.

What are your super powers?::

-.

What's your most annoying habit?::

-never closing doors and cupboards, according to others.

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?::

-Eggs, milk and swedish sausage.

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?::

-no.

If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go?::

-back to January 2006.

What do you do when no one is watching?::

-Wonder who has all the attention and why it's not me.

Do you talk to yourself?::

- What Physicist doesn't?

I have a place for you... you can live in my closet, if you promise to clean and cook

In some thread around here I started a filter list. the whore house

I bleed over your gunshot wounds!

I menstruate sometimes.

I'm sure you do buddy.

I win the filter war.

bl33d = menstruate

It's going to take forever to get myself up to speed on everything going on here as I'm actually trying to the whore house nowadays...