Post tidbits about your day at the whore house.

Yesterday I'm at (you guessed it) the whore house, and I'm washing this milk silo, that's my job nowadays.
So I'm hooking this motherfucker up and all the pipes suck and don't line up right, so this one you gots to put something under it and pry it up to meet the other one. I take the door holder closed thing that I always use and put it under the pipe, and on top off the step, and then I push down on it with my foot. Well the sombitch slips out and smacks me across BOTH shins. Fuck!!! It was one of those hurts where you get that feeling in your guy like you are gonna puke, then it fades and you think you are gonna pass out, then it goes back to the puke feeling. This only lasted for about 10 minutes and then I just limped for about over 9000 hours. I'm OK now, just a couple of marks on my shins.

I got hung up on because my boss was telling dirty jokes in the hallway, and the punchline was apparently orgasm, which he shouted like a jubilant pre-puberty 13 teen year old, and the crochety bitch on the phone was offended and hung up immediately.

Out of the 32 people working here, 29 are male.

Shoot me.

The latest dumbfuck to get fired: There was like a 100 thousand dollar loss on a line, he says that he knew about the problem but doesn't get paid to babysit people. Now he don't get paid at all.

Today is my second day off for the week, I gotta ride my bike in to the whore house in the 45 degree cold to possibly get a flu shot that I may or may not have signed up for back in Jan. I'll be pissed if I never signed up for it and make the trip for nothing. Then of course there is the wonderfulness of seeing all those fuckheads and dipshits that I the whore house with.

You get flu shots? Tsk tsk tsk.

Hells yeah I gets the flu shots. I'd get over 9000 if I could sneak back into line and get one in the other arm.

Actually, today after I rode in and got my flu shot, I went to the lab at the hospital and had blood drawn for a PSA test, the one to tell you if you gots the big casino in your prostate. So I'm wondering if possibly the just sucked the flu shot juice back out of me, that would mean the flu shot means nothing. Damnit, I need another flu shot!!!!

I keep forgetting about this fred.

Today at the whore house I sat my fat ass on a plastic cart and tried to not fall asleep for 8 hours. I also ate a PB&J for lunch and walked across the street and bought lottery tickets and forget to get my paycheck.

Not been to the whore house for a couple of days now, taken some leave to go fishing and mushroom foraging.
But, when I get back I may contribute to this thread with awesome tales of the manufacture of speciality alloys and parcel delivery. You lucky people

So one of our clients totally walked into the floor to ceiling window next to the office door.

He doesn't realize I saw it happen, and I had to run back to the kitchen to burst out laughing. The look on his face...priceless.

He left a faceprint on the window though, damnit.

That is some funny shit katy.
It reminds me of a few weeks ago, this little douche that I have no use for (he's an office type) was walking out in the plant, I'm standing talking to another guy, just as the douche walks by a tank the other guy opens a valve and just dry-heaving blasts him with water. It was an accident but I almost pissed myself laughing at him.
We don't hide when we laugh at someone elses misfortune.

I have to hide, the rich and pompous look sorely upon their little office slaves for showing anything but the utmost decorum. I actually got bitched out the day the heel broke off my shoe. Yeah, cut my palms all up and looked like a fool, but the bigger deal was that I had a heel with no heel, and what would people think of THAT? Stupid really, we don't get clients in here all that often.

They royally pissed me off on Friday. Cleared through a partner to leave early (a whole half hour early) to have the accountant tell me that he was told if I or the secretary leave early, we're to have our pay deducted.

Um...I'm salaried. You can't deduct my pay based on hours. And if you ARE, why, I'd like money for all the extra time I the whore house, kthx.

That shut them up for a couple minutes, but it'll start all over again today

I don't know if you've ever picked up on this before katy, but I'm a teamster. Let me tell you about taking something simple and turning it into a clusterfuck.

Anyway....today was pretty cool, they had me back on the job I left like 9 months ago to train the guy that took my place, because the guys that the whore house in there are a pack of barking, drooling, tards.
It wasn't nearly as cold or wet this morning like the weathermen said it was gonna be and riding my bike home this afternoon I see a dime on the ground, I screech to a halt to pick it up but it was only a penny, and another penny, and another, and a dime, and a quarter, and, and, and.....I picked up $1.16 when all was said and done. I figure what the hell, it would have just gone back to earth if I had not stopped to pick it up, it didn't cost me anything, and I had nothing better to be doing anyway.
I bet there is still more in the weeds that I didn't see.

I worked another 12 hour shift yesterday. This shit is bullshit. My eyes are fucked. Now I know some of you wurk fucked up shifts too, but making me sit here for 12 hours straight is just dumb. I don't exactly get measured by the amount of code I produce, so half the time I just sit and surf. Then the next day, like right now, my eyes haven't recovered and I can't read what I'm typing half the time. So guess what. Nothing happens today either...idiots.

Whaaaa....whaaaa...whaaaaa....cry me a dry-heaving river. Try to actually the whore house for 12-16 hours sometime, try stacking 25k boxes on pallets all day for a double shift.