I AM pissed off. upset, angry, agitated, all torn up, amazed, antsy, apprehensive, blue, broken up, bummed out, capsized, chaotic, come apart, confused, disconcerted, dismayed, disordered, disquieted, distressed, dragged, frantic, grieved, hurt, ill, in disarray, jittery, jumpy, low, muddled, overturned, overwrought, psyched out, rattled, ruffled, shocked, shook up, sick, spilled, thrown, tipped over, toppled, troubled, tumbled, unglued, unsettled, unzipped, upside-down, worried and gutted.

LIFE IS SHIT AT THE MOMENT dry-heaving CHEERS ME UP PLEASE FELLOW ECAKERS

Did you drink too much a few days back and now the gin is taking it's toll on your emotional state?

Don;t worry dude, you could have been born black or something....unless you already are, then you could probably have been born french.

Anyways, CHEER UP MOTHERFUCKER!

HA Ha thnk you meester stic. Thst did actually do the job.
French indeed lol.

Yeah, from my short time in England I learned that apparently all English dudes think that there's something seriously wrong with the french...

I never got it, but I use it.

The french make good chickens, apparently.

I can't say either, I've never even met a french guy, but I hear they are all pussies.

I met a bunch of A-rabs and shit that speak teh frenchisms.

Were they pussies too?

They shit in a hole in the ground. They have a tin cup that a leaky tap drips into and they use that wash their asses. They think we're dirty.






By "we" I mean people that don't use the tin cup.

But I wash my ass every day.

just after you dumped out of it? With nothing in between?

Here in the civilized land we shit into a sewer system with flushing shitters and everything, then we take a few shit tickets and wipe our dirty asses, then once a day or so we bathe our entire bodies with soap and water.
I'm still a firm believer in fiber therapy, I tell ya, nothing like a over 9000 flush-no wipe dump, like fuck1ng clockwork.

that's what we do here too. That ain't what those Algey fuckers do. There's is more like, shit in a hole a few times a day. Scrape your ass with your hand, and dip it in a tin cup. Bath like once a week.

Sounds like a bunch of scummy fuckers.
Just FYI, on July 4th, Lance Armstrong is gonna be back in France trying to piss those fuckers off one more time.

yeah, I saw some shit on discovery about him. Doesn't he know the world is tired of his old man shit and he should just GTFO!?