But the french don't like him anyway, and he's gonna piss them off. It's worth it just because of that.

So, you don't think he's gonna win it then?

I dunno....there is no telling. I don't know if he has a solid team like he's had in the past, and I don't know if he's 100 percent recovered from the broken collarbone.

Ah.....screw it, I'll say the final order will be 1. Lance Armstrong, 2. Levi Leipheimer, 3. Cadel Evans.
That's my million to one pick for the top three.

twits, I don't know if you have kids but you might want to consider freezing your sperm dude.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2507354/Long-distance-cycling-greatly-reduces-mens-sperm-count-a-study-shows.html

Now there is a good reason to ride bike, if everyone rode and only like 4% of the population could reproduce, this would probably be a really nice planet to live on. Waaay less shitbags to mooch and get in the way.

No I don't have any kids (by choice) anyway, and I've been shooting blanks for years.

That's right, they just complicate things, and they are expensive as all fuck. Then they hate you before you die.

and they break shit.

And they are dirty. If I'm at the Chinese buffet and I see a little nose miner touching the ice cream scoop or something I won't eat that. I know that a thousand people with dirty dick touching hands that wiped their asses and didn't was their filthy dickskinners touched that scoop before I got there, but if I see them touching it it bothers me.

Thats like OCD, I've never heard of anyone having it out that bad for kids.

That's like me being a mild germaphobe, or something like that. I'm not all nutso about it, it just bugs me. I've refused money at a store when they give me my change because it's too damn dirty.

Mud wrestling out of the question then

Nah, I'm not afraid of mud, dirt, cow manure, etc...I just don't like touching things that other people have touched...or dead animals, I use a shovel on them.

So old Lance is sucking it down in 10th or something? Last I heard at any rate.

He made a hell of a smart move yesterday, he got into a break away and moved up to 3rd, he's only 40 seconds off the lead. It's a long 3 week race though, anything can happen.
In the first 3 stages Mark Cavendish has 2 wins, they say he's the fastest man in the world in the last 200 meters.
Today is the team time trial, Armstrong and his team Astona are favorites today, so you might see the old man move up even more.