They say a plastic water bottle in the landfill will last 700 years.
How the fuck do you know, did you dig one up that was buried 699 years ago and it is almost gone?
What the fuck I say.

Do you actually want answers to those?
I agree with the global warming thing though, bunch of bullshit propaganda.

Nah, I don't actually want answers because you cannot convince me that there is an answer to them.
Some dope smoking, college boy asshole comes up with some half baked bullshit and the whole world ohhs and ahhs over it like it's a fact. Fuck that, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW? is what I have to say to that.

Global warming: The earth is getting warmer....
So the fuck what? Is that really a bad thing? They claim that so many years ago there was a couple of miles of ice right where I'm sitting, it carved the finger lakes and stuff. To the claim that the ice carved the lakes...I say: How the fuck do you know? And to the claim that there was all this ice, I say: Is it so bad that it got warmer and the ice melted?

So, if global warming is true, (how the fuck do they know? They have only kept record of our weather for the past 136 years) maybe when the planet gets 15 or 20 degrees warmer it will just be a goddamn utopia, I mean how the fuck do you know it won't?

Global warming will not happen anyway, or president obama put a 2 degree cap on it, so it will not happen now.

What the fuck ever happened to the hole in the ozone layer? It was up at the north pole and our hair spray was making it bigger by the minute and we were all gonna die from gamma radiation or something.

Twisteroo claims to be a guy, yet we have never actually seen him in boxer shorts.

So... How the fuck do you know?!?!?


I think he's actually a chick, a fat chick from Ohio.

To that I reply...how the fuck do you know?

Ach this is wearing......................


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