http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/-t1.htm Here is the news. Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:19:29 GMT 10 http://i80.servimg.com/u/f80/12/80/70/34/ecaked14.png http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/-t1.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/maybe-he-should-have-gone-to-the-pub-instead-t293.htm damon God Was Looking Out for Gunther Link . . Poor Fella The devout Catholic in Vienna, Austria, was trapped on a stuck elevator, got scared, started praying furiously. And he got free. So he reported immediately to the nearby Weinhaus Church to give copious thanks for his rescue . . by embracing a pillar at the church's altar . . whereupon an 860-lb. stone statue fell and crushed him. Daily Telegraph (London) News. Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:19:29 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/maybe-he-should-have-gone-to-the-pub-instead-t293.htm#8282 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/maybe-he-should-have-gone-to-the-pub-instead-t293.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/australian-sex-party-t268.htm damon Australia's electoral commission approves Sex Party Sunday 09th August, 05:05 AM JST SYDNEY — The Australian Sex Party has been declared eligible to register as a political party and contest parliamentary elections despite controversy over its name, the Australian Electoral Commission announced on its website. ‘‘I am satisfied the Party is an eligible political party under s123 of the Electoral Act,’’ Deputy Electoral Commissioner Paul Dacey said in a statement. The party, ... News. Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:54:56 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/australian-sex-party-t268.htm#6968 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/australian-sex-party-t268.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/kids-these-days-t275.htm damon The world's mightiest porn library at their fingertips, and what are the pubescent beggars doing? Watching friggin' YouTube! Embarrassing. Online kids prefer YouTube to sex News study outlines children's web habits By Marc Chacksfield YouTube is the most popular search term for children, according to a new study by Symantec. When the security company studied over 3.5 million searches made by OnlineFamily.Norton service users between February and July, it found ... News. Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:34:56 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/kids-these-days-t275.htm#7221 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/kids-these-days-t275.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/post-an-item-of-your-local-news-t80.htm M4rm1te.
This one mad me laugh, 3 gun toting thugs getaway..on a bus.. haha.. twats.

click me.]]> News. Wed, 14 May 2008 20:08:25 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/post-an-item-of-your-local-news-t80.htm#876 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/post-an-item-of-your-local-news-t80.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/quentin-tarantino-and-a-purple-dildo-it-figures-t273.htm damon Tarantino Threatens Sleeping Stars With Sex Toy Shame 10 August 2009 3:01 PM, PDT | WENN Cast members caught napping on the set of Quentin Tarantino's new movie Inglourious Basterds were humiliated by a large purple dildo. The moviemaker introduced sex toy 'Big Jerry' on the first day of shooting and then posted pictures of sleeping stars like Brad Pitt and Diane Kruger, with the dildo, on a daily Board of Shame. Actor Michael Fassbender admits he was one of the only castmates ... News. Tue, 18 Aug 2009 05:07:32 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/quentin-tarantino-and-a-purple-dildo-it-figures-t273.htm#7112 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/quentin-tarantino-and-a-purple-dildo-it-figures-t273.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/it-took-this-long-to-come-up-with-this-idea-t249.htm damon

'The X-Files' remade as porn film

"Fans will be amazed. We'll have to dye our Scully's hair - but she's a dead ringer," a source said.]]> News. Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:03:59 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/it-took-this-long-to-come-up-with-this-idea-t249.htm#6438 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/it-took-this-long-to-come-up-with-this-idea-t249.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/international-lingerie-show-las-vegas-usa-t264.htm damon September 21st to 23rd, 2009 This show is THE LARGEST lingerie show held in the United States and it FREE TO ATTEND for qualified buyers Buyers come from all over the world to see this show. The tone of the show definitely leans to the sexy and adult, although there are lines offering daywear, intimate apparel, normal sleepwear and loungewear. The show also features dancewear, clubwear, swimwear, sexy shoes, hosiery and associated items. You can also find adult novelties of EVERY kind ... News. Sat, 15 Aug 2009 07:54:21 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/international-lingerie-show-las-vegas-usa-t264.htm#6942 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/international-lingerie-show-las-vegas-usa-t264.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/upcoming-event-t258.htm damon 29 Aug 2009 Bubble Baba Challenge Sex Doll River Raft Race! St. Petersburg, Russia They are expecting over 500 competitors this year. Some pics from last year's race: News. Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:57:24 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/upcoming-event-t258.htm#6779 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/upcoming-event-t258.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/mutation-tied-to-need-for-less-sleep-is-discovered-t260.htm damon August 14, 2009 Mutation Tied to Need for Less Sleep Is Discovered By TARA PARKER-POPE The New York Times Researchers have found a genetic mutation in over 9000 people who need far less sleep than average, a discovery that might open the door to understanding human sleep patterns and lead to treatments for insomnia and other sleep disorders. The finding, published in the Friday issue of the journal Science, marks the first time scientists have identified a genetic mutation that ... News. Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:09:03 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/mutation-tied-to-need-for-less-sleep-is-discovered-t260.htm#6864 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/mutation-tied-to-need-for-less-sleep-is-discovered-t260.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/cops-with-too-much-time-on-their-hands-t229.htm bobbedyouruncle
vid on theonion

Is this my first new thread on this forum?]]> News. Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:59:12 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/cops-with-too-much-time-on-their-hands-t229.htm#5335 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/cops-with-too-much-time-on-their-hands-t229.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/164-ft-of-horse-in-kent-t216.htm M4rm1te.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1140885/Angel-South-Giant-white-horse-tower-164ft-Thames-Estuary.html]]> News. Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:49:47 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/164-ft-of-horse-in-kent-t216.htm#4454 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/164-ft-of-horse-in-kent-t216.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/gaza-update-t203.htm OneChaosTheory GAZA CITY (CNN) -- Israeli troops gained control of the eastern section of northern Gaza Sunday, less than 24 hours after launching a ground incursion into the Palestinian territory, according to Palestinian security sources. At least 24 Palestinians were killed in Gaza on Sunday, Palestinian medical sources said. The overall Palestinian death toll in the eight-day military campaign in Gaza is more than 480, most of them killed during Israeli airstrikes before the ground incursion, sources ... News. Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:58:22 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/gaza-update-t203.htm#3557 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/gaza-update-t203.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/model-dies-in-fall-from-apartment-t117.htm OneChaosTheory Source NEW YORK (AP) -- A European Vogue cover model fell to her death from her Manhattan apartment building Saturday in an apparent suicide, published reports said. Fashion model Ruslana Korshunova died Saturday in a fall from her apartment building in New York. Ruslana Korshunova, 20, died around 2:30 p.m. in a fall from a building on Water Street, in Manhattan's Financial District, The New York Post, the Daily News and Newsday reported. The newspapers cited unnamed officials ... News. Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:20:17 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/model-dies-in-fall-from-apartment-t117.htm#1471 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/model-dies-in-fall-from-apartment-t117.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/vicar-gets-potato-stuck-up-his-bottom-t185.htm M4rm1te. He was hanging curtains in the nude, could happen to anyone. ]]> News. Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:49:35 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/vicar-gets-potato-stuck-up-his-bottom-t185.htm#3033 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/vicar-gets-potato-stuck-up-his-bottom-t185.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/paul-newman-dies-at-83-t172.htm M4rm1te.
RIP.]]> News. Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:51:28 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/paul-newman-dies-at-83-t172.htm#2690 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/paul-newman-dies-at-83-t172.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/irs-final-answer-hookers-are-not-tax-deductible-t175.htm damon "Therapeutic Sex" is not a write off.]]> News. Sun, 28 Sep 2008 20:42:02 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/irs-final-answer-hookers-are-not-tax-deductible-t175.htm#2720 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/irs-final-answer-hookers-are-not-tax-deductible-t175.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/apparently-more-aussies-swallow-t169.htm damon Lip service for OZ]]> News. Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:34:41 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/apparently-more-aussies-swallow-t169.htm#2645 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/apparently-more-aussies-swallow-t169.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/virginity-for-sale-18m-t160.htm damon Another blanker.....but you know what I'm thinking, if I had a spare 1.8 mil I'd be all over it. News. Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:12:06 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/virginity-for-sale-18m-t160.htm#2584 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/virginity-for-sale-18m-t160.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/palin-e-mail-hacker-says-it-was-easy-t159.htm M4rm1te. You may of heard this story buzzing around the internuts. ]]> News. Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:09:00 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/palin-e-mail-hacker-says-it-was-easy-t159.htm#2531 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/palin-e-mail-hacker-says-it-was-easy-t159.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/italian-immigrant-snail-was-hiding-in-marble-balustrade-for-100-years-t148.htm M4rm1te. Headlines you never thought you would hear #1???]]> News. Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:29:59 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/italian-immigrant-snail-was-hiding-in-marble-balustrade-for-100-years-t148.htm#2060 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/italian-immigrant-snail-was-hiding-in-marble-balustrade-for-100-years-t148.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/you-can-t-call-a-kid-talula-does-the-hula-from-hawaii-t139.htm M4rm1te. Judge takes girl, 9 ,into care over silly name
well, I like it.
]]> News. Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:29:06 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/you-can-t-call-a-kid-talula-does-the-hula-from-hawaii-t139.htm#1861 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/you-can-t-call-a-kid-talula-does-the-hula-from-hawaii-t139.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/man-beheads-hitler-waxwork-t126.htm OneChaosTheory BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A man raced into Berlin's Madame Tussauds wax museum Saturday and ripped the head off a waxwork of Adolf Hitler, police said. Police said the 41-year-old entered the exhibit shortly after the museum doors opened and "made for the Hitler figure," scuffling with a guard assigned to protect it and the manager before tearing the head off the life-size statue. The man was arrested and is now in custody, Berlin police spokeswoman Uwe Kozelnik said. He told ... News. Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:40:09 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/man-beheads-hitler-waxwork-t126.htm#1557 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/man-beheads-hitler-waxwork-t126.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/for-that-much-it-better-have-breasts-t8.htm M4rm1te. Dubai crown prince buys camel for record $2.7mn ]]> News. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:24:36 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/for-that-much-it-better-have-breasts-t8.htm#10 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/for-that-much-it-better-have-breasts-t8.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/woman-leaves-8-billion-to-her-dog-t122.htm M4rm1te. barking mad!! Woof!!

This should be illegal, how the fuck can this silly old hag leave all that money to animals when there are starving children in the world!

Dont get me wrong I like dogs. But for fuckinhellssake! 8 billion?!!]]> News. Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:37:50 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/woman-leaves-8-billion-to-her-dog-t122.htm#1517 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/woman-leaves-8-billion-to-her-dog-t122.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/after-44-year-wait-spain-wins-european-title-t119.htm OneChaosTheory Source VIENNA, Austria (AP) -- A championship 44 years in the waiting is worth a special celebration. Spain made sure it didn't disappoint any of its fans Sunday night, both during its 1-0 victory over Germany to win the European Championship, and after it. Fernando Torres scored in the 33rd minute and the Spaniards never backed down against such a formidable opponent. Their last significant title came in the 1964 Euros at home. "It is to me the most important day ... News. Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:34:00 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/after-44-year-wait-spain-wins-european-title-t119.htm#1473 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/after-44-year-wait-spain-wins-european-title-t119.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/israel-hezbollah-prisoner-deal-t118.htm OneChaosTheory JERUSALEM (CNN) -- Israel agreed to release a notorious killer Sunday in order to bring closure to the families of three missing military men, a government spokesman said. "It's not an easy decision," Mark Regev told CNN. "One of the people being released is a brutal murderer, a man that with his own hands killed infants -- a terrible crime, but this is a nasty business." He was referring to Samir Kuntar, the longest-serving Lebanese prisoner in Israel, who is ... News. Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:26:12 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/israel-hezbollah-prisoner-deal-t118.htm#1472 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/israel-hezbollah-prisoner-deal-t118.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/incredible-pictures-of-one-of-earth-s-last-uncontacted-tribes-t92.htm M4rm1te.
Here]]> News. Fri, 30 May 2008 20:38:17 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/incredible-pictures-of-one-of-earth-s-last-uncontacted-tribes-t92.htm#1172 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/incredible-pictures-of-one-of-earth-s-last-uncontacted-tribes-t92.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/albert-hofmann-father-of-lsd-dies-t74.htm M4rm1te.
And you thought drugs where bad for you!]]> News. Wed, 07 May 2008 20:03:24 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/albert-hofmann-father-of-lsd-dies-t74.htm#698 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/albert-hofmann-father-of-lsd-dies-t74.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/naomi-does-it-again-t56.htm Aninymal http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/03/naomi_t5_cuffing/]]> News. Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:02:13 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/naomi-does-it-again-t56.htm#420 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/naomi-does-it-again-t56.htm http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/chav-gets-taxi-confused-with-furniture-t18.htm M4rm1te. http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=141054&in_page_id=34]]> News. Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:48:07 GMT http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/chav-gets-taxi-confused-with-furniture-t18.htm#28 http://ecaked.darkbb.com/news-f9/chav-gets-taxi-confused-with-furniture-t18.htm