How the fuck do you know?!?!?

twisteroo — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:29:06 GMT

They say a plastic water bottle in the landfill will last 700 years.
How the fuck do you know, did you dig one up that was buried 699 years ago and it is almost gone?
What the fuck I say.

Sometimes I stay here awhile because...

6510 — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:13:11 GMT

...I love to click on the gorgeous arse cheek in camo at the top of the forum Your turn Or discuss, whatever your good people's choice. EDIT: Yeah I said cheek cos I always click the one on the right hmmm (Probably as the cursor is usually that side for moving up and down).

ITT: dick jokes! --- tiny, ugly, useless...

toys — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:27:58 GMT

twisteroo wrote:

She looked down and said "Who do you think you are gonna please with that little thing?", and I said "ME!!!"

Your dick's so ugly it cries itself to sleep at night.

Maybe he should have gone to the pub instead?

damon — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:19:29 GMT

God Was Looking Out for Gunther Link . . Poor Fella The devout Catholic in Vienna, Austria, was trapped on a stuck elevator, got scared, started praying furiously. And he got free. So he reported immediately to the nearby Weinhaus Church to give copious thanks for his rescue . . by embracing a pillar at the church's altar . . whereupon an 860-lb. stone statue fell and crushed him. Daily Telegraph (London)

A serious question for you Americans about religion.

M4rm1te. — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:47:50 GMT

Don't worry I haven't found jesus. But someone I know is acting strange. OK In America how important is religion, I know you have those real bible-basher types but I understand that isn't the norm? or is it? What is the every day guy on the streets views, Like would he go to church often. Most people I know, in fact everyone I know only steps foot in a church for a wedding or christening. So anyway to cut a long story short what would you say if someone had a bloody great crucifix in ...

The thread for all things avatar

6510 — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:00:07 GMT

This is for all avatar discussion, which I regrettably don't have at the moment, but would like very much

E-Bike editors page

twisteroo — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:22:59 GMT

OK, it's not gonna be daily, and not gonna be a dose, but I know how some of my bitches need a fix now and again. So I'll give it a half assed whirl here too.

Hey, I was just thinking, I know Blitz checked this place out, I wonder if he'll show, and does anyone have an address for jnon?!?!?

Post serious pictures of youself

Stic — Tue, 06 May 2008 06:26:12 GMT

...like....seriously.
Do it.

Going to South africa

Anonymous — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:17:24 GMT

OK.. going to South Africa soon... anyone got anything positive to say cos I'm full of dread from everything everyone's said so far!

Best quotes of ecake

twisteroo — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:06:10 GMT

This is kind of like the old quote of the week thread but nothing that will make the top of the page.
Just good quotes put here because they can't all go in my sig line.

Today's best goes to:

PIG wrote:

that's cause I told sticler to get bent. He's my bitch.

The German invasion.

M4rm1te. — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:28:18 GMT

We have five guests lurking now. 4 from Germany and 1 from the Czech republic.

what going on?! Is eCaked suddenly popular in deutschland??

twist's hints, tips, and tricks

twisteroo — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:43:21 GMT

One pipe wrench is useless, they work in pairs.

Last post Wins!!!!

M4rm1te. — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:45:22 GMT

So , I win!

EAT SHIT final boss of the internet!!!

PIG — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:38:05 GMT

Cause I'm the last one here...

Life ain't nothin but bitches and money

twisteroo — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:30:43 GMT

http://www.madblast.com/funny/4671_yo-slap-dat-ho.html

Stalker Wanted: Please Apply Within

katy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:14:54 GMT

Fine, I started a blog. And all you get for a first post is a reposting of my slightly-fixed story of how I broke my hand (and, gdmnt, it was my right hand, which leads to problems...well, nevermind). I went to the movies with my roomie. I wanna say it was dark knight, but thats probably not right, but this was in June, and I'm too lazy to look up when dark knight came out. Afterwards, as girls are wont to do, I had to pee badly and so took a kindly trip into the females washroom. The ...

Sometimes I lie awake at night....

PIG — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:32:08 GMT

thinking of new games for this place.

The Floating Men

toys — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:39:14 GMT

They're launching a new album No Clocks, No Calendars. Here's a few youtube vids with some previews... just the lead singer, Jeff Holmes. Pamela Forever the girls are back in town Dr. Love Vote. Discuss. going to the premier of the new album, tomorrow. Expect details... if you're lucky. ... hey, they are all over youtube. yipeee. Wow... more searching, soon.

What Are You Listening To Right Now?

OneChaosTheory — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:25:32 GMT

I miss it damn it! Do it again!!! =)

Well, do you?

toys — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 23:57:35 GMT

I think I was laying in bed the other day, pondering this:

I wonder how often other people have multiple orgasms?

What is the universal average? - as i do not have such huge polling capabilities, I came here, to ask.

Expect more polls.

Many Multi?

toys — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:05:58 GMT

toys wrote:I think I was laying in bed the other day, pondering this: I wonder how often other people have multiple orgasms? What is the universal average? - as i do not have such huge polling capabilities, I came here, to ask. Expect more polls. And, when you have these multiple orgasms... First question: How many do you have? - and by that I mean over 9000 things. Chicas, I expect you have 'compounding' orgasms... kinda like waves. How many ...

Surfing the BUCKET.....or the thread formerly known as I baxter Photobucket

twisteroo — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:45:53 GMT

Oh bless his little Soul

Stic — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:27:41 GMT

Ok On Friday night, one of my lady friends got hit in the ass of her car by a drunken lady at a traffic light. Pretty bad as her car gets written off. She ended up going to hospital and had her arm help up by a sling and her collar bone broken. Otherwise she's pretty fine. Had the morphine shot and everything. She says the morphine is a fuckin hoot. I should try that sometime.... Anyways, so on Monday when I mailed her, she told me the story. Right away I made plans to go see her ...

Master Money Shot : toys

toys — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:18:55 GMT

So I have moved again... for what now appears to be the second to last time. I am building my first house... in the meantime renting nearby the build site. I still have not broken ground, but after re-deciding the site 3 times, I think it's finally settled: about 50 feet below the ridge line, on the southeast side. The main plan is to make it as environmentally un-impact-ful as possible. Fully half of the roof and approximately half of the house will be underground. The exposed ...

LOG!!!LOG!!!LOG!!!

toys — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:19:11 GMT

Is it just me...

or...

Does the forum constantly log you out?

I have to log in practically every time I try to post a reply.

It's not like I am taking my dear sweet time with these posts... I mean, geez, that might imply I was actually putting thought into what I say here... and we all know fullfuckingwell that ain't so.

So, what's the dealio, yo?

I'm getting ready....

twisteroo — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:52:40 GMT

I'm getting ready to call it, this motherfucker is just about dead.

A whole page about Toys!

PIG — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:06:43 GMT

http://www.luxrender.net/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=217

Did you know?

FearNot — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:16:01 GMT

that if you watched JAWS in reverse. it's a movie about a shark puking up a bunch of people until they open a beach.

VANILLA ICE.... coming to SA... Whaahahaha

SuZ — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:34:56 GMT

I hope he dies before the gig...

what s/he said...what s/he meant.

PIG — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:54:15 GMT

I'm too lazy to explain this shit. Get at it twust.

Rate the last film you watched.

M4rm1te. — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:12:18 GMT

The orphanage Im not a big fan of foreign language films, I can watch some Japanese movies all day, however, they are the exception to the rule after all, but 'the orphanage' is in Spanish. This is a film from the same dude that made 'pan's labyrinth' which i also enjoyed so it was worth a look imo. The whole theme of the movie is dark and creepy from the outset, an ex-orphan inexplicitly decides to move her family into the place where she had so many happy childhood memories. Memories ...

Attn: Toys

twisteroo — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:07:05 GMT

Man, you gotta make that gay sig picture thing stop, I promise to look at that thread with the shake your ass bitch thing in it every day if you remove that sig line pic.

All Aninymal, All the time!

Aninymal — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:33:53 GMT

Right, I promised a proper catch up on life down here, so here goes: I had an online marketing/search engine optimisation (SEO) job going on with a friend of mine. It was his business, and I was brought it to run the day to day bits of the company. All was going well, then it all came crashing down, in a truly impressive fashion. I started having cash flow issues, company credit cards would bounce for small payments ($50US and less!) and I'd be told to wait till funds cleared into ...

ITT final boss of the internet posts random stuff about nothing...

twisteroo — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:05:44 GMT

Because there is nobody here to read it anyway.

Hey cool, a bank has just been robbed just a couple miles down the road in one of the tiny little 4 corner towns. It's just a gas station, a store, and a bank. I can still hear the sirens and stuff headed that way, they said the guy headed out on foot. Lots of luck pal, there ain't nothing around that area for at least 10 miles.

Members connected during last 22.5 hours : twisteroo

twisteroo — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:48:40 GMT

Where the fuck are all you fucklng fucks?

Where's George dot com

twisteroo — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:48:53 GMT

Check it out, I've been doing the where's george thing for a few years, I only have a couple of bills entered, but when I get one in my pocket I get on-line and register it and all that. I get notified that I had a hit on a bill. They give me this link to check it out. Can you guess which entry was mine?? http://www.wheresgeorge.com/report.php?key=1f869bba5fcd3cecb6ca50735fc231080fb8765aa501a20d

Craigslist

twisteroo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:15:07 GMT

I just gotta do it, a thread for good old CL, I spend half of my life surfing CL, sometimes I even buy some shit, like BOB. I bought BOB on CL a couple of weeks ago. I've sold some shit on CL also, but here I'm just gonna post funny and interesting links to CL shit. This is the best one I've seen today.
Thankyou, thankyouverymuch.

http://rochester.craigslist.org/rnr/659861267.html

The best party of the year has come and gone

yosoof — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:17:06 GMT

Ahoy me mates. So you was wondering about the best party ever. well... Ive been there. visit www.urbanwave.co.za Yes.. It was the worlds No.1 listed DJ by DJ Magazine. DJ Armin van Buuren... He played to a massive sold out crowd here in Cape Town and in Johannesburg. If you'd like to sample some of his tracks. go to www.alldj.org or www.house-mixes.com I'm still smashing his tunes in my car. Cheers

Reputation! And Multi Quotes!

M4rm1te. — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:39:40 GMT

Hello. I have added Reputation functionality to the forums. You should be seeing a little + and - on the right of posts. Click + if you like a post or click - if you don't, Then there should be either a green or red icon depending on wether the post recieved positive or negative Rep. simples! Have fun! When I get round to it I will make proper buttons. Oh and also there is now a Multi Quote button, for, erm multi quotes, you get the idea. bugger I just noticed that the ...

What do you think about the forum style?

M4rm1te. — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:26:38 GMT

Do you like the dark/electric blue vibe (i do) or would you like a more eHacked (blue on grey) style or something completely differant??? If you want it then it will be done! colours ,icons,smilies, it can all be changed. Its your forum. If enough people say they dont like this look then I will change it, and then if you dont like that, then it will be changed again etc etc untill we get it right!

BAND FROM R-TARD HIGH!

Stic — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 11:38:12 GMT

Look I had my cruise controll on.

anyways, comence clicking!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKH3iemEd-A

Site Stats and stuff.

M4rm1te. — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:47:05 GMT

Oh hey, I meant to do this ages ago but forgot. Anyway, site statistics are now viewable for mods, You can see shit like top posters,most poplular posts and shit like that so you can see who is great and what not.
It's really exciting stuff I think you will agree.

Enjoy.

Questions!!!

OneChaosTheory — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:12:12 GMT

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:: Are you a good tipper?:: Have you ever peed in public?:: What would your last meal be before getting executed?:: Beer, wine or hard liquor?:: Do you have any special talents?:: If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:: What is your favorite sport to watch?:: What is your favorite sport to watch?:: Name one thing you worry about running ...

What album are you listening to?

6510 — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:45:07 GMT

Mr. Bungle - California

I AM PISSED OFF.

M4rm1te. — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:19:32 GMT

I AM pissed off. upset, angry, agitated, all torn up, amazed, antsy, apprehensive, blue, broken up, bummed out, capsized, chaotic, come apart, confused, disconcerted, dismayed, disordered, disquieted, distressed, dragged, frantic, grieved, hurt, ill, in disarray, jittery, jumpy, low, muddled, overturned, overwrought, psyched out, rattled, ruffled, shocked, shook up, sick, spilled, thrown, tipped over, toppled, troubled, tumbled, unglued, unsettled, unzipped, upside-down, worried and gutted. LIFE ...

Peep Show!

M4rm1te. — Sun, 11 May 2008 17:27:43 GMT

This is got to be the funniest show on UK TV for a looong time. Its clever,witty,dirty and a bit wrong. I love it, everyone is talking about it, its fucking class. If you havn't seen it yet,then what you waiting for. Heres the latest epi (S5,E2) in 3 parts as on youtube, please check it out.

What are you drinking right now?

M4rm1te. — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:39:45 GMT

THis is one of my favorite beers. Its starts off fruity then its quite malty with rich oaky tones. good stuff.

Blakes Seven to get a re-boot.

M4rm1te. — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:16:44 GMT

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/apr/25/bskyb.television?gusrc=rss&feed=media This is great news and i'm offically excited! For those that don't know 'Blakes seven' was a 1970s Sci-fi TV show here in the UK. It follows the exploits of an former resistance leader who is brainwashed and framed for crimes he didn't commit. He goes on the run in outer space with a rag tag crew trying to clear his name and destroy the evil government and its leader 'servalan', Who was kind of hot if ...

Guess Who is turning 21 on Saturday baaaaaaby

SuZ — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:24:30 GMT

Im gonna party like its 1657

Got you covered

damon — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:38:20 GMT