eCaked...

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twisteroo — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:27:32 GMT

D'oh!!! Make that 2k.

OK, I get it now

twisteroo — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:46:52 GMT

It's the weekend and everyone is too damn busy and important for good ol' ecaked.

Questions!!!

OneChaosTheory — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:12:12 GMT

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?::

Are you a good tipper?::

Have you ever peed in public?::

What would your last meal be before getting executed?::

Beer, wine or hard liquor?::

Do you have any special talents?::

If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?::

What is your favorite sport to watch?::

What is your favorite sport to watch?::

Name one thing you worry about running ...

Panties....

twisteroo — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:50:46 GMT

Just because it needs to be done.

http://www.sexyundergear.com/susyboyshorts1small.JPG

I said hell yeah!!

Last post Wins!!!!

M4rm1te. — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:45:22 GMT

So , I win!

Rate the last film you watched.

M4rm1te. — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:12:18 GMT

The orphanage

Im not a big fan of foreign language films, I can watch some Japanese movies all day, however, they are the exception to the rule after all, but 'the orphanage' is in Spanish.

This is a film from the same dude that made 'pan's labyrinth' which i also enjoyed so it was worth a look imo.

The whole theme of the movie is dark and creepy from the outset, an ex-orphan inexplicitly decides to move her family into the place where she had so many happy childhood memories.

Memories ...

Oh bless his little Soul

Stic — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:27:41 GMT

Ok

On Friday night, one of my lady friends got hit in the ass of her car by a drunken lady at a traffic light. Pretty bad as her car gets written off.

She ended up going to hospital and had her arm help up by a sling and her collar bone broken. Otherwise she's pretty fine. Had the morphine shot and everything. She says the morphine is a fuckin hoot. I should try that sometime....

Anyways, so on Monday when I mailed her, she told me the story. Right away I made plans to go see her ...

Violate my privacy

J. — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:35:30 GMT

Whoa, eHacked is gawn? Serious bummer, what with all the history man (commemorate the "Remember?"-thread for reference).

Guess it'll be up to m� to peel my skin and get us the 10.000 extra visitors.

And these smileys suck. Who needs the fucken pharao.

Oh but the elephant looks like a tank viewed from above, good. Keep that one.

What Are You Listening To Right Now?

OneChaosTheory — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:25:32 GMT

I miss it damn it! Do it again!!! =)

Who are we missing?

Aninymal — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:58:29 GMT

Numbers springs to mind... How about Juan himself? What ever happened to that guy, seriously?

I get stoopider....

twisteroo — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:10:26 GMT

I get stoopider because of every time someone says babybump, I get stoopider every time someone says timmyho's, I get stoopider every time someone has to sing and dance on TV about McDonalds, Burgerking, Wendy's, etc.

I get stoopider every time someone talks about football, I mean the NFL, US, clusterfuck of a money grubbing, brain cell sucking, bullshit sport, not soccer, I don't see or hear of enough soccer in this country for it to make me stupid or ashamed to be an American like the ...

The Official eCaked beijing olympics 2008 Thread!!!

M4rm1te. — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:30:25 GMT

The olympics is starting tomorrow, in case you didn't notice.

ITT we post mocking diatribes about how GB/SA/USA are rubbish at archery or synchronised swimming.

I'm looking forward to the diving!

A day in the life

twisteroo — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:22:59 GMT

OK, it's not gonna be daily, and not gonna be a dose, but I know how some of my bitches need a fix now and again. So I'll give it a half assed whirl here too.

Hey, I was just thinking, I know Blitz checked this place out, I wonder if he'll show, and does anyone have an address for jnon?!?!?

RIP eHacked.com Forums 2002 - 2008 (the official word)

M4rm1te. — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:42:17 GMT

I found this,HERE

Turns out that Mr Donald chase himself (who we can now safely say was El-bueno) deleted eHacked forums 'By accident'

I expect some of you may rush off to join this 'NF forums' now, But please remember just because its in the same place it doesn't make it eHacked.

Its the people that make a forum, and this new place may have like 35000 members but it just means that your posts will get lost in a sea of uncaring souls.

eCaked will live on here, and I hope you ...

Sultry Office Lady Gallery!!!!!!

M4rm1te. — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:46:02 GMT

Stumbled on this! Its very nice, Check it Jap lovers!

What are you drinking right now?

M4rm1te. — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:39:45 GMT

THis is one of my favorite beers. Its starts off fruity then its quite malty with rich oaky tones. good stuff.

OCT Presents: Twist On My Tits

OneChaosTheory — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:11:37 GMT

BOOBIES!!!!!

I couldn't decide which shot I liked better... Enjoy. =)

And thus the forum goes to hell!!!

You can't call a kid 'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii'!

M4rm1te. — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:29:06 GMT

Judge takes girl, 9 ,into care over silly name

well, I like it.

Jackie Chan Top 10 stunts.

M4rm1te. — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:35:01 GMT

The king of action heros, Jackie Chan does all his own stunts. Here's a Vid listing the top 10. Some of these look as if they hurt!

FAO: toys (plus anyone else into Pinup girls)

Aninymal — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:14:57 GMT

http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129698

Samples:

SA flame thrower car.

M4rm1te. — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:34:47 GMT

Available as an optional extra.

The WASP injector knife

M4rm1te. — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:57:39 GMT

If your normal mode of shanking some fucker in the hood isn't giving yo nuff respeck from yo homes then you need the WASP injector knife!

Yes it's real and yes you can buy it here.

Have fun kids!

Fuck the misery.

PIG — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:30:30 GMT

fuck it all...

Life is shit. I want to go drink far away from anything...maybe near a fire.

Learn jibberish with a hot chick! Im in love111

M4rm1te. — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:14:05 GMT

I don't even know WTF this is about, but this chick is fuckin gorgeous and I want to impregnate her with my eCaked goodness!

Some nice Firefox wallpaper for ya

M4rm1te. — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:47:35 GMT

You use firefox right? you like it alot right?

So then, You want some pucker FireFox wallpapers on your putey!

...just me then..

anyway get them HERE!

Kinky..Kinky..Kinky..

M4rm1te. — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:02:24 GMT

I saw you.

you were watching us.

I know it was you.

Why dont you join us?

All Aninymal, All the time!

Aninymal — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:33:53 GMT

Right, I promised a proper catch up on life down here, so here goes:

I had an online marketing/search engine optimisation (SEO) job going on with a friend of mine. It was his business, and I was brought it to run the day to day bits of the company. All was going well, then it all came crashing down, in a truly impressive fashion.

I started having cash flow issues, company credit cards would bounce for small payments ($50US and less!) and I'd be told to wait till funds cleared into ...

It's July again....

twisteroo — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:07:03 GMT

We all know what that means....today is stage 6 of the Tour de France.

It's the only sporting event that I go out of my way to watch, so for 3 weeks every July I have to catch every race on TV.

I have no favorite this year, although I do like David Millar from GB, but I don't know if he is a contender or not for the overall win.

Anyway today is the first mountain stage and things should begin to sort themselves out as to who really has a shot at the win.

I'm off to stare at the TV for ...

SA Elections

PIG — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:31:12 GMT

ok, we don't have the circus that the states does when it comes to elections. Our dudes put up posters a few months before. Make a couple of speeches. No trekking across the country and shaking baby's hands. Anyway, it's election time next year, and I thought I'd fill you guys in, in the same way that we were filled in on the US elections by twist and OCT.

So we have the ANC. The African National Congress. They're the current ruling party. The ones fucking this country into the ground. ...

How much is that hooker in the window?

bobbedyouruncle — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:06:16 GMT

http://flickr.com/photos/down_under_images/567707764/sizes/l/

<---Generic topic blog name here 8==D~~

Jnon — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:05:56 GMT

so yeah guys, sorry I havent been around in months. Been dealing with RL stuff, you know, school, home, drugs, girls, booze, kidnapping, you know just partying it up.

Anyways so lets start up with good news, I FINALLY FUCKING GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL! Thank god, 5 years seems forever and a blur at the same time. I'm gonna miss high school and all the crazy shit that came with it.

I might become a godfather (and no not the mafia type) and I think I'm too young to be a godfather! I JUST ...

Blitz Blitz Blitz...

M4rm1te. — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:27:30 GMT

I saw you.

you were watching us.

I know it was you.

Why dont you join us.

that was creepy,

everyone that thinks Blitz should join the forums say AYE!

Post serious pictures of youself

Stic — Tue, 06 May 2008 08:26:12 GMT

...like....seriously.

Do it.

Old TV Shows

OneChaosTheory — Sun, 04 May 2008 04:42:43 GMT

Do any of you watch any of the older shows on TV?

Like Andy Griffith, M*A*S*H, or the Jeffersons?

There's this show on BBC called 'Are You Being Served?'

That's got to be one of my favorite shows of all time.

Model Dies in fall from apartment.

OneChaosTheory — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:20:17 GMT

Source

NEW YORK (AP) -- A European Vogue cover model fell to her death from her Manhattan apartment building Saturday in an apparent suicide, published reports said.

Fashion model Ruslana Korshunova died Saturday in a fall from her apartment building in New York.

Ruslana Korshunova, 20, died around 2:30 p.m. in a fall from a building on Water Street, in Manhattan's Financial District, The New York Post, the Daily News and Newsday reported. The newspapers cited unnamed officials ...

WTF....................;)

M4rm1te. — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:15:41 GMT

sexy labia

twisteroo — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:43:34 GMT

Uh......*** NSFW*** Dyngus, like I should have to tell you that.

If you don't want to look at some snatch, don't click, fucking freak.

http://www.sexylabia.com/

Man beheads Hitler waxwork.

OneChaosTheory — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:40:09 GMT

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A man raced into Berlin's Madame Tussauds wax museum Saturday and ripped the head off a waxwork of Adolf Hitler, police said.

Police said the 41-year-old entered the exhibit shortly after the museum doors opened and "made for the Hitler figure," scuffling with a guard assigned to protect it and the manager before tearing the head off the life-size statue.

The man was arrested and is now in custody, Berlin police spokeswoman Uwe Kozelnik said. He told ...

For that much it better have breasts.

M4rm1te. — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:24:36 GMT

Dubai crown prince buys camel for record $2.7mn

Recruiting

twisteroo — Mon, 26 May 2008 13:50:18 GMT

We need a member recruiting drive. Here goes, the first one who gets someone to show up, register, and post, gets a fricking prize.

Ready? Set? GO!!!

Challenge on.

SteamPunk?

FearNot — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:25:28 GMT

Okay, I have recently come aware of this genre of lifeless people who are into "SteamPunk". And I know what you're think ing and no, it has nothing to do with either steampowered machines, or punk music of anysort.

Toothpaste for dinner says it best.

So I googled steampunk, because everyone knows google knows all.

And this is what I got.

I just couldn't comprehend what kind of people would be like "Ya know, if you throw some copper pipe, a valve, and ...

Cartoons anyone?

FearNot — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:59:22 GMT

Awesome.

Craigslist

twisteroo — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:15:07 GMT

I just gotta do it, a thread for good old CL, I spend half of my life surfing CL, sometimes I even buy some shit, like BOB. I bought BOB on CL a couple of weeks ago. I've sold some shit on CL also, but here I'm just gonna post funny and interesting links to CL shit. This is the best one I've seen today.

Thankyou, thankyouverymuch.

http://rochester.craigslist.org/rnr/659861267.html

Woman leaves $8 Billion to her dog.

M4rm1te. — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:37:50 GMT

barking mad!! Woof!!

This should be illegal, how the fuck can this silly old hag leave all that money to animals when there are starving children in the world!

Dont get me wrong I like dogs. But for fuckinhellssake! 8 billion?!!

The twister 500

twisteroo — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 13:36:38 GMT

Hey!! Look at me!!!

500 bitches!!!

Someone give me a prize!!!

OCT, I'm looking at you.

New Game - Funny Farm Word Association

Aninymal — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:47:08 GMT

I know technically this should go in links, but, this game needs to be finished somehow, and I'm stumbling early on!

My saved game is below, go to "save game" here: http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi and you can merge my answers with yours.

copy this link for my saved game

I'm going to bed.

M4rm1te. — Sat, 31 May 2008 01:14:28 GMT

It's 00:11, and I'm going to bed. To sleep, perchance to dream.

Night Night xxx.

I just noticed something...

OneChaosTheory — Mon, 19 May 2008 01:45:42 GMT

My location says I'm skinny dipping in the pool..

But then I looked at twist's and he's just twistin by the pool...

But marm.... marm hun, your pissin in the pool.... that's just not cool dude.

After 44-year wait, Spain wins European title

OneChaosTheory — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:34:00 GMT

Source

VIENNA, Austria (AP) -- A championship 44 years in the waiting is worth a special celebration.

Spain made sure it didn't disappoint any of its fans Sunday night, both during its 1-0 victory over Germany to win the European Championship, and after it.

Fernando Torres scored in the 33rd minute and the Spaniards never backed down against such a formidable opponent. Their last significant title came in the 1964 Euros at home.

"It is to me the most important day ...

Israel/Hezbollah Prisoner Deal

OneChaosTheory — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:26:12 GMT

JERUSALEM (CNN) -- Israel agreed to release a notorious killer Sunday in order to bring closure to the families of three missing military men, a government spokesman said.

"It's not an easy decision," Mark Regev told CNN. "One of the people being released is a brutal murderer, a man that with his own hands killed infants -- a terrible crime, but this is a nasty business."

He was referring to Samir Kuntar, the longest-serving Lebanese prisoner in Israel, who is ...