When buying tires for your bicycle, don't cheap out, you will regret it one day when you are trying to fix a puncture in the dark at 5am on your way to work.

If amyone is wondering why there is "first topic reminder" at the top of some pages, it because....it's because I DONT KNOW. but its annoying the hell out of me. when i find out how and why its there its dry-heaving gone.
carry on

I was wondering about it, but didn't think it was an issue, but it is annoying.

Tip of the day: If you are planting a garden, put in half as many zucchini plants as you were gonna, then chop half of the ones you did put in up with a hoe.
Zucchini plants are like tits, one ain't enough and three is too many.

You been smoking the crack again old man?

Today's tip: If you must break down and buy brown brown from a gas station or quickie mart, try to only buy from a place that puts the brown brown in the insulated urns, not one that has to keep the pots on the hot plates. All gas station brown brown sucks, but it will help stay fresher long if it is off of the heat.
The first rule is don't buy at these places unless you know how they work and get brown brown there, if you don't know.....just buy a bottle of soda.

Why?

Can you catch teh AIDZ from bad brown brown?

No, you can catch a case of wasting your money and getting really pissed off by buying shitty brown brown.

So, after the Chinese restaurant... and the strip club... then good brown brown.

That's usually the routine, however if I could just get then Chinese waitress to strip....

Have you tried giving her better tips?

Have you tried threatening her with deportation?

If you start making threats about immigration in a Chinese restaurant, all the Hispanics from the kitchen will leave... and you will have no one left to cook dinner.

Nah, it's all really Chinese people make the food, it's all the migrant workers chowing on the $5 buffet that will run for the door if you mention INS.

So somewhere along the line twisty said something about eating fibre and not having to wipe. So I figured seen as some of his advice on here doesn't seem totally bat shit insane, I'd give it a try. Well guess what. The old man was right. I ate some bran, and didn't shit for three and a half days.


FUCK YOU OLD MAN!!!

































...fuck you.