Pussies.....nothing but pussies.

Anyway, todays tip: When installing brake pad on your car, never, ever, never, hit them with a hammer...ever.

Sounds like you had a bad experience with this one.

Todays hint: If you want your thread to go into page over 9000, give em what they want.

Why the fuck would you hammer your brake pads? I cannot imagine any situation where you would do this to achieve anything...

Well, this was years ago, I was having trouble getting the calipers to open up and thought I could just kind of tap the calipers down over the rotor, you know with the new pads inserted. It ended up knocking a huge chunk of the shiney part of the rotor off. TEhn....I couldn't get the rotor off to change it out, so I just beat on the rotor till all the shiny surface was gone and drove it for another 30,000.

Todays tip: Grind your brown brown beans into a fine powder for that extra kick in your beverage, and you will be able to do that backflip you've been trying for.

koffie will kill you.

Koffee is one of my few simple pleasures.

When painting ceilings with a roller, Don't be a lazy mofu and put dust sheets down. Shit gets everywhere

I'll go one better on the painting: The fist time you have to paint something for someone, fuck it all up, they will never ask you to paint again.

haha I gave you rep. but you dont need it.
That pretty much applys to everything in life

If you want an oven baked potato and didn't plan ahead, zap it in the microwave for about 10 minutes to cook it, then toss it in the oven with everything else to make the skin get crunchy.
Nobody will ever know the difference.

Circular saws, you don't need the best saw in the world to get the job done, but don't cheap out on the blades, and keep a sharp one in it to save the saw, save your fingers, and make nice easy cuts.

Save electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner's hat.

they actually tell us to do this like that here...they have electricity usage warnings that they broadcast over the national (communist) tv channels. It says shit like "Electricity usuage is high. Switch off everything except your TV."