Sometimes I lie awake at night with heartburn.

Sometimes I lay awake at night with the searing gas pain.

Sometimes I lie awake at night with a boner.

Sometimes I lie awake at night...



Listening to TFM


East of the Sunrise: A Tall Stand of Pines


I know all about those big city women
I know what goes on in those back rooms at night
A handsome young man with his wallet in his hand
Can get by on a wink and a smile
I can prey on the urban romantics
Weeping haiku over café au lait
I can load up the truck when things start to heat up
And if the waitresses beg me to stay I’ll say

Look for my tail lights. East of the sunrise
You don’t understand, ma’am, I’m way too
much man for such a civilized life
Listen for bloodhounds
West of the sundown
Don’t get me wrong but there’s things
going on out there you and I know nothing about

There’s way too much money in Dallas
I feel obliged to set some of it free
I might leave part of my heart down in Texas
But I’ll take a shitload of Texas with me
Maybe I’ll marry a billionaire’s daughter
And become an embarrassment out at the club
I’ll start in on the gin by eleven a.m.
And when my in-laws start getting fed up I’ll say

Look for my tail lights, East of the sunrise
I don’t give a damn, ma’am, I’m way too
much man for your brand of sanitized life
Listen for bloodhounds
West of the sundown
Don’t get me wrong but there’s things
going on out there you and I know nothing about

I can knock over banks out in the Badlands
And start my own band of thieves on the run
Disappearing into the desert at night
Building campfires and polishing guns
Living off biscuits and jerky
Whisky and twisted cigars
Falling in love with my hostage
And being glamorized by fools with guitars singing

Look for my tail lights. East of the sunrise
No thank you, ma’am, I got some awful
big living to cram into such a small life
Listen for bloodhounds
West of the sundown
Don’t get me wrong but there’s things
going on out there you and I know nothing about

If I ever do make it back home again
It probably won’t be alive
Tell my mother and father I missed them
And kiss all my sisters and brothers good-bye
Bury me out on the Trinity Plain
Where the clay is carnation red
Plant a muscadine vine
Where my foot stone should lie
And a halo of pines at my head

And look for my tail lights. East of the sunrise
You never did understand, I was way too
much man for such a tiny little life
Look for the dust cloud
West of the sundown
Don’t get me wrong but there’s things
going on out there
you might want to find out about

Sometimes, I lie awake at night....


Thinking of new words, and new ways to use words...




cunt-burgler, fart-knocker, dick-trickler, butt-meister, poodle-drut, shit-baster, fuck-sheister... etc.

poodle-drut?

Sometimes I lie awake at night...




Yes, drut.


Does this mean there's actually a nuance of the 'Merican language you don't know?!?!


...must be a left-handed thing.

Sometimes I lie awake at night...

Building things and taking trips in my head.

Sometimes I lie awake at night...




wondering why final boss of the internet lies awake at night.

Sometimes I lie awake at night...
Wondering if me and toys are looking up at the same moon.






































I'm tellin ya, I'm dry-heaving smooooooooth.....aren't I?

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight

Somewhere out there someone's saying a prayer
That we'll find one another in that big somewhere out there

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true





Sometimes I lie awake at night...



...with 80's music stuck in my head.