It is burbon whiskey. You are probabably thinking Scotch whisky.

But whatever....I've drunk a few gallons of it in my day.

Outpatient surgery tomorrow morning!
SO EXCITED

I've had a few of the outpatient surgeries. Most of the time they make a big deal out of it, you'll be fine and walking around and they make you lie down and wait and wait and wheelchair you out and a bunch of shit.
Now one time I had surgery on a finger, I was dry-heaving looped on some shit, I mean gone. I barely come to, they tell me to get dressed, stood me up and pointed me toward the door. I'm dry-heaving gonged, I almost fall down in the elevater, lucky for me I had a ride home or I would have gotten a dwi or something, or been killed. Watch them bastids, they can be sneaky.

Oh, gotta ad something....I got a tattoo in Chinese on my arm, before surgery one time nurse chicky asks what it means, I tell her it's something dirty and would rather not say.
I'm fresh out of surgery, just woke up, groggy as hell, all looped up, and guess who asks what the tattoo says? I'm dry-heaving hepped up on goofballs and I tell here what it means. Sneaky nurse chicky bitch..


I hope all goes well for you numbers.

What'd it mean?

It means "works like dog, fucks like stallion". The chick at the Chinese buffet got all emberrased and said, "It say flunny ting".