Ok

On Friday night, one of my lady friends got hit in the ass of her car by a drunken lady at a traffic light. Pretty bad as her car gets written off.

She ended up going to hospital and had her arm help up by a sling and her collar bone broken. Otherwise she's pretty fine. Had the morphine shot and everything. She says the morphine is a fuckin hoot. I should try that sometime....

Anyways, so on Monday when I mailed her, she told me the story. Right away I made plans to go see her that same night. Because I was worried and I actually care for other people.

But you know how the world likes to fuck the good people right in the ass? I told my girlfriend (yes, the stripper) that I'd be visiting this lady friend of mine.

She wasn't happy, saying that she get's a bad vibe from me and my friend (even though she never met her), but I still went, as it was important for me to go check up on her. After all, it's one of my friends.

The whole night fucks out with the stripper and her damn fucking jealousy, accusing me of cheating and lying. She still thinks I went there to go fuck my lady friend (whose collar bone is broken and whose arm is in a fucking sling). And no matter how clearly I try to explain all this, the more she tells me I'm a liar and a cheater and that she's not stupid blah blah blah. (Remember this is comming from a 20 year old girl who takes her clothes off for men who pays her)

Now, for a stripper to have a boyfriend like me is pretty fucking amazing. Purely because I am not the normal kind of dude that would have a stripper as a girlfriend. I'm clean, don't like violence, don't have an IQ of a piece of bread, don't use drugs, I don't have a shitty job and I'm not going out with her because she looks like a supermodel. Actually the stripper part pretty much puts me off the whole thing, she's just really a sweet chick and I thought she was different.

So all in all, this chick is just shooting herself really hard in the foot. Fucking stupid.

Today I'm single again, purely for doing the right thing.
I'm starting to think this is all just one big fucking joke.

Other than that, life is pretty good at the moment. This wekeend I'm taking a 16 hour train trip down to the Cape to go to one of my friends birthday parties. 6....no 5 other dudes are joining me. We're gonna get so fuck drunk on that train that it's not even gonna be funny. I'm gonna love it because I'll be able to do what the hell I want without anyone bitching and moaning about their feelings and asking me why I like them.

I'll post the pics for whomever feels interested.

Oh yeah, who made the last post on the "Last post wins" thread on the old ehacked? Anyone remember?

dammit I dont remeber, but I hope I DID!!!!


What do you call it, if you went down to the cape for your friend b-day, got stupid drunk, went to a strip club, blacked out and woke up the next morning with a stripper in your bed and a wedding band on your finger, straight up vegas style?

That my ghetto friend, you call a straight up the ass fuck-up.

stic, I was gonna tell you to RUN from that chick, but I see you already did.

I believe that I posted last on the last post wins board. Thank you, thank you very much.

Where's T anyway?

Twist, why one earth would you want me to run away from her? Don't you want me to be happy? You sick individual!


Anyways, we talked and she felt real bad for being such an ass. I keep on reminding her of how it felt. So it's all good. Stic is still in action.

Today is Wednesday. Only 2 more days until I climb on that motherfucker and ride the rails all the way to party town!

I want to get fucked up drunk too

But you can, man.

I told you we have one spare ticket. Just make them give you off on Friday.

It's gonna be a fuckin BLAST!

I'm gonna make a prediction......she won't really change, that's just the way she is, end of story.

It's just like when she gets around to trying to make you change. You know, she'll want to to stop going out with the guys, leaving the seat up, farting at the dinner table, bringing home hookers for the weekend, see what I mean? You won't ever change for her, and she won't change for you, so you better get used to her jealous ways, and get used to that "LOOK" when you need one more beer.

Hahaha, oh the poor underspoiled life coupled men lead.


I tried to not pay attention to my ex leaving the seat up on the toilet. I wasn't even paying attention one day and he had left it up, I sat right into the bowl and got my butt all wet. It was so funny trying to get up from that and them waslk out of the bathroom like nothing happened.

I'm not trying to change her at all man.
It's just that the paramnoia she gets from the drugs get's pretty hectic some day.

I was playing some warcraft yesterday, to get the time by, as I can't fucking wait for tomorrow to happen.
So she phones me and I talk real soft. I have a microphone on and I don't want all the losers to hear me speak so the lady.

She asks me if I'm playing against someone and I said no, I'm with someone. So she gets a hissy fit again because I'm cheating on her and all that crap.

So I'm thinking to myself , what the fuck, and tell her to relax, it's a fucking computer.

So after a while she calls me and appologises like a mad man. She says she feels really stupid now because she thought I was WITH someone, not playing with them on the inturdnet.


You see what happens when you get entangled in the love of Stic? Yes, that's right, you go crazy.

Dump and run man, dump and run. Do it now or you will be sorry.

In 5 years you will be asking yourself why you didn't listen to twist.

If had a nickel for every bad stripper story...

































I'd have a nickel for every stripper.

Psssh.

The party was fucking awesome!

did ya wake up next to a hooker?

Did you wake up with shit drawn all over your face with marker and the other guys trading pics of your face with their cocks flopped across your nose?