It was a racing spec CRF450 or some shit.

Apparently they guy doesn;t give a shit because Honda just gives him a new one each time he fucks it up, seeing as it's his job to win races for them.


So that's almost like me saying I gots to drive a FOrmula1/Indy racing car and crashed it!


Bow down motherfuckers!

Did you run over any pink elephants when you were drunkenly swerving out of control on this imaginary bike?

The dude is a pro offroader, with a sponsored bike. He just wanted to give his shit away cause he hadn't paid for any of it.

Did said "dude" have a name, I mean if he wasn't Jeremy McGrath, I don't wanna hear it.

His name was Stephen

Stephen dry-heaving Pistranna!

Isn't that Shane Pistana?

Anyway...if I can remember through the haze it was Lemmy van der Westehuizen...or something.

it was Travis Pistranna

Shane Pestana, that's what I said...


http://paintballsportsmag.com/tag/shane-pestana/

You meant Travis.

Anyways, my knee feels stiff now and doesn;t hurt as much when I walk around a corner.

Sometimes it does feel like it's gone dislocating itself, but not that much anymore.

Did you fuck your knee up crashing travis panstrana's bike? Wuss.

It's mending like a motherfucker man!

Anyways, I went to this store the other day. They were selling animal trophy heads and bear rugs and all that crap. it was on a sale because the Animal Rights groups kept on sneaking into the store and they painted all this shit red.

So I thought it was pretty cool because now it looks like there's blood coming out of these animal's heads and I HAD to have that shit.

So I walk into the store and the shopkeeper stopped me asking me if I was one of the animal rights panzies. I said No, Would I be wearing there fake glasses and mustache if I was an Animal Rights activist? I have him a bite of my whale meat samich and he seemed to think I was okay.

So I walk walking around the store checking out all the animal heads to see wich one I would take home and mount up in my beadroom when all of a sudden this idiot guy throws red paint at me.

And I'm all like fuck man, I'm not an animal why the fuck do you throw me with red paint? Do you know how much all these cheap clothing items cost that I'm wearing!? He got frightened and said he thought I was a statue of a bear and all that. I said I was a statue of a bear and that he pissed me off. So I swiped at him with my claws and opened up his chest. He had blood coming out of everywhere and just before he died he muttered "I died doing something I loved"

Stupid Steve Irwin fucker!

TLDB

I gots some animal skulls I'll sell you, what are you looking for? If you don't see what you want, I can go kill something and clean it's head up for you.

Please tell me this is the one.