so yeah guys, sorry I havent been around in months. Been dealing with RL stuff, you know, school, home, drugs, girls, booze, kidnapping, you know just partying it up.

Anyways so lets start up with good news, I FINALLY FUCKING GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL! Thank god, 5 years seems forever and a blur at the same time. I'm gonna miss high school and all the crazy shit that came with it.

I might become a godfather (and no not the mafia type) and I think I'm too young to be a godfather! I JUST TURNED 19!!!

My xbox360 died on me this morning, so its gonna be a looooong month as I wait around for it to get repair. ugh, I really dont wanna be out in the sunlight all day, considering that all my friends either get jobs or summer school, I'm gonna be pretty bored till 1 o clock.

and now onto a funny conversation I had with my good friend bruce

jnon281: dude you know what i miss
Jochamp55: ur penis?
jnon281: yeah, when youre done with it make sure to clean your spit off it
Jochamp55: thats od joe


So yeah guys what I miss???

not much. We didn't have anyone to gang it up in he'e!

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Good to see you back, I wasnt worried you sometimes dissappear for weeks, like toys. Congrats on the graduation. So what happens now? Harvard or Yale? I dont actually know what those things are but I've watched a few merican movies.

How long are you supposed to be in Hi-school in the states?

Over here you do std.6 to std.10 in high school. So that's 4 years if you don't get left behind.

Usually in these parts, you do grade 9 thru 12 in high school, unless they add on some 5th year of Catholic torture high school or something.

jnon, did you have any do-able nuns in Catholic school?

stic, high school here is 4 years, but if you have too much fun and tell your teacher to shove a test up his ass, then its 5.

Twist, there was like 2 nuns in that school, old has egyptian sand. BUUUUT there was this one teacher, She had a really nice ass. One day I had to go to the Dean of Discipline office to hand in some paper and she was there. So I waiting behind her, when all of sudden, she dropped her pen. *que hallejuah music* cuz when she bent over to pick up that pen, time screeched to a halt, all the guys were focused on one thing and that was her ass, and I had the best seat in the house. Most beautiful moon I ever seen. I will never forget that moment in my life. Good times Great memories.

Today 4th of july, Im either gonna get drunk, or high, or stay sober for the fireworks tonight. I think Im gonna be stuck sober since Im hanging out with my friend Rampage Raj and he's a fucking boy scout.

I didn't have any doable nuns in Catholic school, however a few years ago there was this Jahovia witness chick going door to door, talking their shit, she was the classic "like my wimmen like I like my brown brown chick" hot, strong, and black, anyway she asks if she could come back and talk again, I'm like "fuck yeah", she never came back.
I think she was afraid that I might convert her, you know....I'd like make her see God.

Even nuns need analsex ;P

HooRah!!

Feel like lending your bum to a friendly nun?  ;P

get that bumlove shit out of here, this aint oz.

I've been living like garfield lately, all I do is eat and sleep.

Welcome to my world, except I'm up all night at work, then all I do is eat and go to sleep, eat and go to sleep, eat and go to sleep, then I go to work, then I be tired.