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twisteroo #1 Useless Poster.

Posts: 3314 Reputation: 54 Join date: 2008-04-09 Location: dumpster divin
 | Subject: E-Bike editors page Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:22 pm | |
| OK, it's not gonna be daily, and not gonna be a dose, but I know how some of my bitches need a fix now and again. So I'll give it a half assed whirl here too. Hey, I was just thinking, I know Blitz checked this place out, I wonder if he'll show, and does anyone have an address for jnon?!?!?
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OneChaosTheory

Posts: 442 Reputation: 0 Join date: 2008-04-13 Location: Mud pit.
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:51 pm | |
| Jnon's wandering around here somewhere now I think. |
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toys Moderator

Posts: 499 Reputation: 20 Join date: 2008-04-16 Age: 33 Location: playing poker
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:55 pm | |
| | OneChaosTheory wrote: | | Jnon's wandering around here somewhere searching for pr)n. |
_________________ | twist wrote: | | Yeah, I'm still the king of the titty writers. |
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| Aunt Jemima wrote: | | what is it? whiteman day? |
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Jnon

Posts: 79 Reputation: 0 Join date: 2008-04-19 Location: NYC
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:29 pm | |
| yeah, its like looking for a needle in a haystack |
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twisteroo #1 Useless Poster.

Posts: 3314 Reputation: 54 Join date: 2008-04-09 Location: dumpster divin
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:02 pm | |
| When you use the word needle when talking about pron, everyone assumes that you have a small dick. Just thought I'd mention that. |
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twisteroo #1 Useless Poster.

Posts: 3314 Reputation: 54 Join date: 2008-04-09 Location: dumpster divin
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Tue May 13, 2008 10:20 pm | |
| Time to update this piece of shit. I work, I ride, I ride to work. I don't need music, I have the wind in my ears. It was 42 degrees this morning at 5am when I left the house...sweet. Not too cold, I've dealt with the temps being down in the 20's before. The sun is coming up as I make my way to work for another shit filled day, and another ride home. I bought me a Bob Yak, www.bobgear.com not long ago off of craigslist, I've only taken one short trip with it attached so far, I threw a 40 pound bag of wood pellets on the thing and took them for a 10 mile trip. Tomorrow I'm going to put my recyclable shit on it and take them up to the town trash center, damn, we used to just call it a dump. That was back when the just dug a hole in the ground somewhere and we threw shit in it for $10 a year until it was full and they dug another hole. Some people think I'm a tree hugger because I do this shit, fuck that, I'm just cheap, and like to ride my bike. I would stuff chinstrap penguins into the gas tank of my truck and go for fucking joyrides if they were cheap and they burned as good as gas. This summer I'm planning on a camping trip, me, my bike, Bob, and some gear, fuck yeah. Hopefully I can find campground and shit, or I'll be sleeping in ditches along the road. I'm thinking about heading through the NY finger lakes area, if any of you fuckers want to stalk me. There will be pics of my rig. That's what I call my bike and Bob joined in tandem. "My Rig", I like it. |
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M4rm1te. Admin

Posts: 562 Reputation: 20 Join date: 2008-04-08 Location: Englandsville
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Wed May 14, 2008 7:29 pm | |
| haha thats cool, a 'bob' is a kiddie stroller? do you get truckers honking at you alot? Oh and its been 27 here and everyone is saying its too hot, bloody british ,always fucking moaning  |
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twisteroo #1 Useless Poster.

Posts: 3314 Reputation: 54 Join date: 2008-04-09 Location: dumpster divin
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Wed May 14, 2008 10:03 pm | |
| Bob is not a kid trailer, my Bob is a cargo trailer, damnit, I hate it when I see "bike trailer" somewhere and it's one of those kid hauling motherfuckers. The whole world don't revolve around toting some damn kid around. I really do feel sorry for those guys that gotta pull a kid trailer, they are all ugly as fuck, the trailers not the guys towing them, the kids might be ugly too I dunno, but the kids are all fat little bastards. So here's how it goes, the guy wants to ride his bike, get away from the old lady for awhile, go clear his head out on the road, work out some shit that built up that day, the only thing that kept him from punching the dogshit out of his boss was thinking about getting on his bike and riding till his legs screamed. But now....the only way he can get outta the house is if he takes JR with him, all 140 pound, 4 year old, french fry eating, video game playing, TV watching JR. I don't even need to finish this tale, you see where it is going, I don't know what keeps these guys from stepping in front of a tractor trailer. I don't have many truckers honking at me, once in awhile a carload of teenage girls will honk, wave, and yell, "nice ass baby!!!". |
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OneChaosTheory

Posts: 442 Reputation: 0 Join date: 2008-04-13 Location: Mud pit.
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Wed May 14, 2008 11:37 pm | |
| ....And if they look hot enough he fantasizes about the ways they could be pleasuring him right now.... or possibly what their asses look like... maybe they've got great looking butts under those skin tight jeans they're sitting in. |
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twisteroo #1 Useless Poster.

Posts: 3314 Reputation: 54 Join date: 2008-04-09 Location: dumpster divin
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Thu May 15, 2008 10:14 am | |
| I made up the part about the teenage girls yelling nice ass.  It's never really happend, except in my head. |
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Stic Admin

Posts: 546 Reputation: 10 Join date: 2008-04-11 Location: Ramming the Pool with atrocities!
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Thu May 15, 2008 10:39 am | |
| I get drunk girls yell at me all the time man, it awsome! "Hey Everybody, that fuck over there doesn't buy drinks for anyone!" "Stop pushing me out of the way to the bar dickhead!" "GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OUT OF MY EYE!" "Please! Just take my money. I have a husband and kids" "Get back here you sweet little morsel! Helga is hungry!" |
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twisteroo #1 Useless Poster.

Posts: 3314 Reputation: 54 Join date: 2008-04-09 Location: dumpster divin
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Thu May 15, 2008 10:42 am | |
| I miss drinking. Maybe....it would be fun to just go hang out in some bars late at night when everyone is hammered and stay sober and just watch all the fun. |
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Stic Admin

Posts: 546 Reputation: 10 Join date: 2008-04-11 Location: Ramming the Pool with atrocities!
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Thu May 15, 2008 10:43 am | |
| Are you saying we're not drinking on the road trip? WTF!!!? |
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twisteroo #1 Useless Poster.

Posts: 3314 Reputation: 54 Join date: 2008-04-09 Location: dumpster divin
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Thu May 15, 2008 10:48 am | |
| I'll have to break down and drink with you my friend, but no drugs or promiscus sex. |
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Stic Admin

Posts: 546 Reputation: 10 Join date: 2008-04-11 Location: Ramming the Pool with atrocities!
 | Subject: Re: E-Bike editors page Thu May 15, 2008 10:49 am | |
| Not even a teenie weeny little sex? Because like, you know, I get scared in the dark. |
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