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angelonfire419
Posts: 44
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Join date: 2009-01-03
Age: 32
 |  Subject: a stalker eh?  Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:03 pm | |
| i have been under much scrutiny to post on here, so i thought i'd give it a go lol i haven't exactly been looking for a stalker, but with the redundancy of life lately it might make things a little more interesting. it seems i have been on and unending pete and repeat joke, and yes that boring, too. i have had a couple of stalkers in the past, and although they didn't really do much for me, i've decided i need to rework my game plan, and ya know, make a few requirements of the potential stalker. first and foremost, a smart ass sarcastic sense of humor and intelligent thought pattern is a must. i will not have a boring ignoramus stalking me. secondly, musical tastes that vary from george clinton & parliament funkadelic to willie nelson to disturbed and anywhere in between is another requirement. lastly, if stalking is taken to be more than anything but jest, said stalking position will be terminated without further notice. disclaimer: i do not discriminate on the grounds of age, race, gender, religious beliefs, social status, or mental or physical impairments (unless that mental impairment is a true schizophrenic psychozoid with homicidal tendencies) any questions, or if you would like to apply for stalking position, feel free to message me.  |
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J.
Posts: 217
Reputation: 2
Join date: 2008-04-17
Age: 20
Location: Belgium
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:29 pm | |
| Since you're female, allow me to say welcome, and be wary of the Twisteroo. No offence twits. |
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twisteroo
#1 Useless Poster.
Posts: 3314
Reputation: 54
Join date: 2008-04-09
Location: dumpster divin
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:08 pm | |
| No offense taken J. Why do I feel like she's talking about me? _________________ | PIG wrote: | | racism and hate. I like that |
| SuZ wrote: | Shut up and stand still  |
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M4rm1te.
Admin
Posts: 562
Reputation: 20
Join date: 2008-04-08
Location: Englandsville
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:41 am | |
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twisteroo
#1 Useless Poster.
Posts: 3314
Reputation: 54
Join date: 2008-04-09
Location: dumpster divin
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:44 am | |
| OK, damn, give us some info, how did you find this place? Do you know anyone here? You are a chick right? Got any pic of your boobies? Where do you live? And by stalker, you mean relationship, right? _________________ | PIG wrote: | | racism and hate. I like that |
| SuZ wrote: | | Shut up and stand still |
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J.
Posts: 217
Reputation: 2
Join date: 2008-04-17
Age: 20
Location: Belgium
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:19 pm | |
| | twisteroo wrote: | | OK, damn, give us some info, how did you find this place? Do you know anyone here? You are a chick right? Got any pic of your boobies? Where do you live? And by stalker, you mean relationship, right? |
Thus it begins... |
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twisteroo
#1 Useless Poster.
Posts: 3314
Reputation: 54
Join date: 2008-04-09
Location: dumpster divin
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:53 pm | |
| Well am I right? She signs up, I prod her in pm's for a few days to post, she says nothing about herself, in one post she is looking for a "stalker". I need some data* before I can properly stalk someone. data* = pictures of boobies _________________ | PIG wrote: | | racism and hate. I like that |
| SuZ wrote: | | Shut up and stand still |
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OneChaosTheory
Posts: 442
Reputation: 0
Join date: 2008-04-13
Location: Mud pit.
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:32 am | |
| Giving data* to twits means applying to be one of his bitches. |
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Stic
Admin
Posts: 546
Reputation: 10
Join date: 2008-04-11
Location: Ramming the Pool with atrocities!
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:16 am | |
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PIG
Posts: 1470
Reputation: 25
Join date: 2008-04-15
Location: raping the gene pool, one specimen at a time.
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:43 am | |
| Twister, aren't you missing a question in that list? Something about whores I believe.... |
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twisteroo
#1 Useless Poster.
Posts: 3314
Reputation: 54
Join date: 2008-04-09
Location: dumpster divin
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:47 pm | |
| Damn, it's been so long since I've actually seen a newb that I forgot all about asking about where da hookers at? She never said where she is from anyway. _________________ | PIG wrote: | | racism and hate. I like that |
| SuZ wrote: | | Shut up and stand still |
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angelonfire419
Posts: 44
Reputation: 0
Join date: 2009-01-03
Age: 32
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:38 pm | |
| | twisteroo wrote: | | OK, damn, give us some info, how did you find this place? Do you know anyone here? You are a chick right? Got any pic of your boobies? Where do you live? And by stalker, you mean relationship, right? |
well, i don't exactly remember how i found it, one site that lead to another and another and so on...but i am here. no i do not know anyone here, i just kinda wandered in i guess. yes i am very much a chick. boobie pics? glad you're not trying to be too forward lol. i live in TN, and by stalker, i mean only online woo hoo there it all is
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angelonfire419
Posts: 44
Reputation: 0
Join date: 2009-01-03
Age: 32
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:44 pm | |
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J.
Posts: 217
Reputation: 2
Join date: 2008-04-17
Age: 20
Location: Belgium
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:48 pm | |
| WILLIE NELSON ALL DAY EVERYDAY Isn't P-funk this bassplayer? |
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katy
Posts: 180
Reputation: 1
Join date: 2008-04-16
| | Subject: Re: a stalker eh? Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:36 pm | |
| You _want_ a stalker? Can me and twits tag team you in a good cop/bad cop kind of way? |
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